Send your kids some fun Halloween jokes in their lunch boxes to help them have a better day and get into the Halloween spirit! These free printables make it easy.
Lunch box jokes are a fun way to remind your kid that you are thinking about them while they are at school and maybe brighten their day a bit.
These Halloween jokes are perfect for lunch boxes on the days leading up to Halloween. Maybe throw in a piece of Halloween candy as well and your kid will be sure to enjoy their lunch! And be sure to get the free printables at the end of this post to make it super easy!
Halloween Jokes for Lunch Boxes
1. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
2. What’s a ghost’s favorited dessert? I scream!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door!
4. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.
5. How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch!
6. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
7. What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.
8. Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat? Dead ends.
9. Who do monsters buy cookies from? Ghoul-Scouts.
10. Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein
12. What kind of monster is the best dancer? The boogieman.
13. Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? He was too wrapped up in himself.
14. Why do ghosts hate when it rains? It dampens their spirits.
15. Why do jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles? Because they just had their brains scooped out!
16. Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
Free Printable Halloween Jokes for Lunch Boxes
Get all of these Halloween jokes ready to print for free. All you have to do is sign up below, print out the pages, and cut them out. Then they are ready to go in your kid’s lunch boxes to bring them a little joy each day.
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